If you are bored of your everyday pets and need a good laugh, a pet Hyena might be the next best thing.
You know, and for those that have heard those laughs the Hyena makes, it is quite funny.
A pet Hyena provides good company because it would laugh at your jokes no matter how bad they were. In fact, most of the time the Hyenas laugh at anything and everything and spend most of their time laughing, as if they had a whole day taking in laughing gas. Actually, the Hyena is a well thought out creature. Those hearty laughs will get you in, and then, well we won’t go there –
‘Oh ok, I guess we can laugh.’
‘Hee hee hee hee’ (Pet Hyena)
A Hyena’s laugh almost sounds like Dr. Evil’s laugh from the Austin Powers movie – ‘Oh let’s get sinister’.
The only problem with a Hyena is that it might get hungry. I mean Hyena’s are wild animals, vultures in fact, and if you are not careful, they just might eat you. But how can you be careful with a creature like this?
Perhaps you can control a Hyena by taking out its glistening sharp teeth, and de-sexing the thing. Let’s hope it still laughs by the end of that, because if there is no laugh, there is no use for a pet Hyena – ‘It’s just been sitting there ever since I took its teeth out and de-sexed it. Ebay never said this would happen’. Maybe a specially-made Hyena mouth guard might be the trick as long as your pet Hyena does not decide to take up a contact sport. Then again, I think the jungle is pretty much a contact sport in itself. Just imagine staring at those teeth…no thanks, just give me the laugh thank you.
At least a Hyena might be a bit better than a Lion. The Hyena will laugh at you and with you while the Lion will give you an almighty roar sending you clinging to the ceiling in a state of utter panic. Yes a roar that powerful to put you on the ceiling; you can start ‘Dancing on the Ceiling’ while you are there (Lionel Richie song). Then of course is which of the Hyena or Lion will you be tonight’s dinner.
Then there is taking your beloved pet Hyena for a walk in the local neighborhood – ‘Oh my gosh, it’s a pet Hyena’. Try walking this one on a leash. Best bring in ex-Boxing champion and strong-as-an-Ox Mike Tyson for this, who is used to having some big and strong exotic pets, ‘like a Tiger, like a Tiger’ (Mahatmacote from Rugby League’s Footy Show). Please make sure you get the pet Hyena’s lovely teeth taken out and is de-sexed before going on this epic walk, because all of a sudden you are wondering why your neighbors, in fact the whole neighborhood is not friendly anymore.
If all goes well, this pet Hyena of yours just might send the local residents passing by, whilst you walk the thing, into mass laughing hysteria – ‘Oh that funny Hyena of yours, it just doesn’t stop laughing, ha ha. Well I guess it is funny isn’t it’.
Now the jingle goes – ‘In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Hyena laughs…like forever’.