I was not always the suave dapper gentleman that most friends see me as today. Its true, I was once one of those geeks that worked on the A/V squad in high school, but hey, at least I never owned a pocket protector. In high school and most of college the best looking girls would always gravitate to the slightly larger jocks or those guys that had that certain mysterious look that drove the average girl crazy with delight. I, on the other hand was incredibly average looking, and the girls who would spend time with me were pretty much the same, in fact most of my circle of friends were pretty darn average in appearance. Then I started thinking, which usually got me into some trouble, but with an IQ that dwarfed most of the jocks and brooding James dean types, I came to realize that to get a trophy girlfriend their size would be a great benefit only if we lived in Neanderthal times. In those days they would be entitled to the pick of the female gene pool as evolution dictates survival of the fittest, but we live in modern times and I decided I would no longer let someone with the intellect of an eggplant continue to best me in pursuit of the elusive hottie.
Wealth versus looks
So now the discussion must turn to how to beat the gargantuan horde in getting a trophy girlfriend without having the size or physical prowess that has made them the object of many a young woman’s fancy? Well, the answer is actually quite simple and the old adage “success is the best revenge” holds quite true in this topic. It is a fact that not all of us that were deemed of average looks actually possessed superior foresight and intellect, but many of us did! I was one of the lucky few and used my abilities; gained while spending many lonely nights of my youth concealed in my dorm room cultivating those skills that would serve me well as I got older. The cliff note version of this is that I got ridiculously wealthy! Wealth brings with it many advantages that probably would not be worth much in a primitive society, but in today’s world of high technology I am now the alpha male. Wealth brings with it freedom and stability. In today’s dire economic conditions this can be as desirable as a well-chiseled body and long flowing Fabio hair, but wait there’s more! Combine everything at your disposable with a proper attitude adjustment when it comes to the opposite sex and toss in a bit of that brooding mysterious persona that can be learned, and you have it all at your command to get a trophy girlfriend.
Tone your body and get healthy
To achieve the next steps in the progression from geek to chic you may need to go through a bit of a transformation, this is not always necessary but if you were the type to achieve all you have so far, then you should certainly go for the brass ring. Spend the time and effort to get healthy and create the best body that you can. Its actually as easy as getting a trainer at the local gym or buying a P90X workout program. Put in the same time and effort you did in creating your business and you will have a body you can be proud of as well. You may not have the biggest or best but you will be able to compete with those that do when you combine your other attributes.
Dress for success
OK, so now we have the finances and the physique to play in the big leagues, but you need to display yourself properly, nothing spells success better than a well dressed, properly manicured and clean shaven man. If you don’t have someone in your life that is a borderline fashionista, you can always hire a personal shopper to outfit your wardrobe etc. Those guys that you envied in your younger days will eventually fall out of shape and usually do not have the intelligence to rise above the blue color work force. You now have the best of all worlds, and today’s attractive woman will gladly give up that guy whose body that looks like he is a disciple of modern chemistry for the one who is in good shape and can show her a more stable and affluent lifestyle. In today’s world being able to afford the finer things goes a long in proving that bank beats brawn every time while in pursuit of the elusive hottie.
Dude! What were you thinking? A common sense guide to dating and relationships