1. How are a theater and football game alike?
Both have plays.
2. How are cheerleaders and crooked bankers alike?
They both have pyramid schemes.
3. How are countries and referee alike?
They both have flags.
4. How is the Supreme Court and a football field alike ?
They both have benches.
5. How is a football team like a seamstress?
They both follow patterns.
6.How is a quarterback like a playboy?
They both make passes.
7. How is a train like a referee?
They both have whistles.
8. How is a pair of pants like a quarterback?
They both have pockets ( pocket protects qb)
9. How is a popular singer like a all star player?
They both make records.
10. How is a wide receiver like a map?
They both have routes.
11. How is a church different from a running back?
One rings bells, the other has his bell rung.
12. How is a coach like Shakespeare?
They both write plays.
13. How is a criminal like a football play?
They can both be busted.
14. What word do fishing and football have in common?
15. How is a garbage man like a loud mouth player?
They both talk trash.
16. How are piñatas and football players alike?
They both get hit.
17. How is a quarterback and Sesame Street alike?
They both have counts.
18. What football injury reminds you of a bee?
19. How is a halfback like a nose?
They both can run.
20. How is a gun like a football team?
They both have safeties.
21. What did the punter say to his wife?
I get a kick out of you.
22. How are taxes and a football alike?
They can both be hiked.
23. How are a football and a shoe alike?
They both have laces.
24. What did the coach ask for in change?
A quarter back.
25. How are groceries and a quarterback alike?
They can both be sacked.
26. How is a spaceship like a football game?
They both have touch downs.
27. How are a football and hair alike?
They can both be spiked.
28.How is hair and a football team alike?
They both have split ends.
29. How are a theater critic and a ref alike?
They both review plays.
30. How are a football game and a dollar alike?
They both have four quarters.
31. What is the difference between a pretty girl and a quarterback?
One hands off- the other says “hands off”
32. How are a pass and a cell phone call alike?
They can both be dropped.
33. How are a traffic light and a coach alike?
They both give signals.
34. How are Wall Street and an offense alike?
They both have options
35. How are a field goal and a hat alike?
They both can be blocked
36. How are a drunk and a quarterback alike?
They can both be blitzed.
37. How is a graveyard and a punt alike?
They can both have coffin corners.
38. How are a homeless person and a receiver alike?
They can both go down and out .
39. How is McDonald’s and the NFL alike?
They both have franchises
40. Why did the quarterback get home early from his date.
He made an incomplete pass.
41. How can a bad pass be like a nose?
They both can be picked.
42. How are a prison and a football game alike?
They both have chain gangs.
43. How are a highway and a football field alike?
They both have lines.
44. How is horse racing like a football team?
They both have trainers.
45. How are a sports reporter and a musician different?
One plays notes and the other notes the play.
46. How are a referee and a Sharpie alike?
Both can mark the ball.
47. How are a bad football team and a drain alike?
Both can be backed up.
48. What is the difference between an obese person and a football team?
One has a round end and the other has an end-around .
49. What is the difference between a watermelon and a football?
You don’t know the difference? You can’t play on my team.
50. What is an artist’s favorite football play?