Just like most people, I’m deadly afraid of clowns, but unlike most people, Stephen King isn’t the reason for my, Coulrophobia, fear of clowns.
The reason started when I turned eight years old, and this showed up for my eighth birthday party.
It reeked of liquor, drugs, and filth. But it wasn’t really a clown, it was just my, uncle, Uncle Buck.
And that’s why I fear clowns.