So we can all suffer together – here are the Top Ten Pig Jokes . Be sure to tell them at the next swine and cheese party. Sorry folks, it doesn’t get any better.
1.What does a Pig use on a cut?
2. Why wasn’t the pig invited to parties?
He was a boar.
3. Why didn’t the pig drink the milk?
It was “sow -er”
4. Why didn’t people play basketball with the pig?
He was a ball “hog”.
5. Why didn’t the pig get elected?
His speeches were hogwash.
6. Why did the pig wear a suit?
He thought he was imporktant
7. Why didn’t the CIA hire the pig?
They were afraid he would squeal.
8. What is a pig’s favorite play?
9 .Why did the pig wear sun screen?
He didn’t want to be bacon in the sun.
10. Did you hear about the pig who was an EMT?
He was an Hambulance driver.