And without further ado – the top ten very bad Easter jokes:
1. How can you tell when Easter is near?
The Easter Bunny gets Eggcited
2.Why was the Easter Bunny in therapy?
He was a basket case.
3. What did the Easter Bunny’s teacher say?
4.Where does the Easter Bunny have breakfast?
5. Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?
Easier than hiding anvils.
6. Knock, Knock
The Ester Bunner
7. Why does the Easter Bunny never go to Congress?
He heard they were splitting Hares.
8. Why did the broken Easter egg wear pants?
He didn’t want you to see his crack.
9. How are a detective and an Easter egg alike.
They can both be hard-boiled.
10. How are a hidden Easter Egg and a truthful politician alike?
They’re both hard to find.