Saying boo to a Goose can be fun and adventuresome when planned correctly. Make sure you have practiced saying the word out loud several times and that your are not encroaching on someone else’s private property.
Things you’ll need
Farm with a Goose
First find yourself a nice goose by visiting a nearby farm or someplace where they house gooses.
Get close to the goose. Wait until the farmer or the person in charge is not looking.
Approach the goose carefully taking care not to startle it.
Take a deep breath ,1-2-3 and then shout aloud boo!
Getaway as quickly as you can. The goose has now been booed and is running towards you to attack.
Do not stop running until you have reached a safe place quite far from the goose.
Congratulate yourself on saying boo to the Goose! Share your adventure with family and friends.
Buy goose protection gear available in pet shops or online.
Practice saying ‘boo’ several times and loud enough before your venture onto the field.
Learn a goose call. This calms them down.
Make sure you have not ventured onto somebody’s private property.
Geese get angry quickly when they are disturbed. So make sure to get away as quickly as you can away from them to avoid a ‘beak attack’
Never involve children in this outrageous act.