I was rather dumbfounded at so many “brushes” my wife used for her make-up. The bathroom has a whole tote for her face stuff. I brought it out and asked her to tell me please why she needed so much junk.
It kinda went a little something like this:
This is a Smudge Brush for my eyes; I use it to smudge the lines above my top lashes, got that.
That one, she pointed to the pile on the floor, is my Blush Brush to blend my rosy cheeks.
Over here, is my Liner Brush that my dear, makes sure that you see any flaws around my eyes.
Under here hiding, is my Eye Shadow Brush, it my love, makes these eyes any color I need to dress up.
Back here, is a beauty: It’s the Concealer Brush, you know for blemishes that no man wants to see. A little dab here, a little dab there, I am perfect.
I am getting a little nervous, maybe I should “kinda” move back, you know for safety. There sure looks like more in there as she digs into the pile I had to put there.
She reached across and grabs a fat brush; this one’s my Blending Brush, for making sure that I buff my make-up to a flawless finish.
I should have known I know, I grabbed this Q-Tip looking thing and asked “Well what is this one, Your ear brush…” By the snatch I knew I was wrong. NO! dear, this is a Bronzer Brush, it adds a bit of ummpp, to look brighter.
I tried to scurry but was quickly stopped “Oh no mister, you wanted to know, know you will and then we can talk TOOLS!” Oh God, why did I do this? That was all I could think.
Now, I could see it all about to boil— here is my Precision Face Brush, it allows me to build my foundation one layer at a time. Just in case you see this one well, this is a Sculpting Brush that I use to define the foundation layers.
I was trying to step away, I really was but I didn’t make it. Laughing now but not in a good way, she was shaking this long thin brush saying “This one here is a gold mine, it’s called a Concealer Correcting Brush, just in case I made a mistake on one of those foundations.”
Then, the phone started, I felt like a miracle happened, as I was slinking out the door, I heard “Girl, let me tell you what..” I was gone faster than lightening. Never again will I question any of her stuff again. I’ll build her another bathroom. So Guys, in case you ever need it, print this and keep it with you, if you come across anything that looks even something like this DON’T ASK!