On their worst day, most dads shine compared to these celebrity dads on their best day.
Muscle bound wrestling hero and father two, Hulk’s affection comes off as fondling in pictures taken of him with his daughter. After his son’s conviction for vehicular manslaughter, Hulk said, “We’ll make tons of dough from the reality show we sell.” Lastly, a recently leaked sex video shows the Hulk in a three-way with his wife’s best friend.
Woody Allen wins the award for worst stepfather, after Mia Farrow’s daughter, Dylan, confirmed long whispered rumors Allen had molested her when she was 7 years old. Allen never went to trial for the molestation because Dylan feared her stepfather and decided not to testify.
Next, 56-year old Woody began a sexual affair with another stepdaughter, 20-year Soon Yi. Soon Yi and Allen married, which began a custody fight for Satchel, the son Allen and Farrow, had together. Their son spoke of his father’s marriage to Soon Yi in an interview with TIME in 2011.
He said, “He’s my father, married to my sister. That makes me his son and brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression.”
California’s former Governator and husband of Maria Shriver fathered a son with the couple’s housekeeper of 20-years. Neither Arnold, nor the servant spoke of their son, but as the boy grew, the resemblance to Arnold became apparent. In 2011, Shriver confronted the housekeeper who admitted to the affair and that Arnold fathered her son.
Schwarzenegger apologized to Maria and the children they had together, but not the housekeeper or their son. For seven years, Arnold refused to accept Joseph as his. In a New York Daily News interview in 2012, Arnold said,
“That is something that I will always look back and say, ‘How could you have done that?”
The man who bragged about smoking 7-grams of crack a day and sent tabloids reeling with his video rants about the producers of Two and a Half Men, had custody of the twins boys he and Brooke Mueller had during their relationship.
Sheen appointed his Goddesses the boy’s nannies.
The Goddesses in charge of the children did not quit their night jobs as porn stars.
The twin boys then went to Charlie’s ex-wife, Denise Richards who found the boys uncontrollable and in need of intense counseling, asked social services to give them to someone else. At that time, the court gave Brooke Mueller’s brother custody of the twins.